https://lynseywhite.com/2014/10/31/the-yes-yes-board-adventures-in-ouija-world/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ouija-board1.jpgPeople playing with a Ouija Board. (PhoKeep away from the curtains.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/unknown-8.jpegUnknown-8Step AWAY from the ouija board, children.2023-10-28T09:36:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2020/03/25/saturday-night-and-sunday-morning-fear-and-self-loathing-in-the-time-of-coronavirus/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/screenshot-2020-03-22-at-13.25.41.pngScreenshot 2020-03-22 at 13.25.41https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_0822.jpgIMG_0822https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_0782.pngIMG_0782https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_0746.jpgIMG_0746https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_0733.jpgIMG_0733https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_0721-e1584892531684.jpgIMG_0721https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/img_0719.jpgIMG_07192021-11-16T10:31:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/12/05/if-twitter-was-a-pub/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/images-7.jpegimages-7https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cap004.jpgcap004This is a local pub for local people.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pub10.jpgpub10Stranger: 'Do you have any hot soup?' Twitter: 'No.' Stranger: 'Do you have any coffee then?' Twitter: 'No.' Stranger: 'Do you have any, uh, hot chocolate?' Twitter: 'We've spirits and beers. If it's something hot you want, have tea. Stranger: 'Then you have tea.' Twitter: 'No.' 2018-11-19T09:54:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/03/30/not-writing-but-drowning/2018-09-29T14:19:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/07/05/on-being-incredibly-hot-in-a-bad-way/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hot-air-balloon-3.jpghot-air-balloon-3Hello down there.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/shocked_woman.jpgshocked_woman2018-09-29T14:13:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/short-stories-worth-reading/stories-to-read-online/2017-07-08T09:15:25+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/2014/12/09/here-lies-one-whose-name-was-writ-in-water/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/john_keats.pngJohn_Keatshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fiibtzfn304gozmlzass85lhif4qjqdiudcdbp6nuvw.pngFiIBtzfN304goZMlZaSs85LhIF4QjQDiUDcdbp6nuVwhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/eloise1.pngEloisehttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unknown.jpegUnknownAn adverb here, a cliche there... https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/make-my-wish-come-true-kp.pngmake my wish come true KPhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/angel-by-katie-price.pngAngel by Katie Pricehttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/web-zoella-sutcliffe.jpgweb-zoella-sutcliffeZoe 'Zoella' Zugg, whose You Tube vlog has over 3 million subscribers at time of writing. This is small fry, of course, compared to PewDiePie who has over 30,000. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sylviaplathdrawings15.jpgsylviaplathdrawings15https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/richardmadeley.pngRichardMadeleyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/eloise.pngEloise2017-04-20T10:15:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2016/11/02/re-search-because-you-didnt-find-it-the-first-time/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screenshot-2016-11-02-15-25-14.pngscreenshot-2016-11-02-15-25-14https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screenshot-2016-11-02-13-42-35.pngscreenshot-2016-11-02-13-42-35https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screenshot-2016-10-18-15-00-14.pngscreenshot-2016-10-18-15-00-14'Who's that sitting in my chair?' as this Victorian photographer's wife might have said – if she'd ever known about his illicit photo sessions. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screenshot-2016-10-18-14-57-33.pngscreenshot-2016-10-18-14-57-33Even gruesome-r Victoriana: waxwork child infected with syphilis.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screenshot-2016-10-18-14-54-04.pngscreenshot-2016-10-18-14-54-04Victoriana: gruesome Anatomy Museums warned lusty folks about syphilis and other evils.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/screenshot-2016-10-18-14-53-20.pngscreenshot-2016-10-18-14-53-20The lightbulb moment I discovered 2016-11-05T12:08:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/madder-hall/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bearwoodcollege-e1416741924514.jpgBearwoodCollegeBearwood College in Wokingham. Having spent months imagining Madder Hall I happened upon this photograph... Apparently, in the 'real world', it's a school. But, in Lynsey World, if I squint, I can almost see Liddy's face at one of the windows...2016-08-21T13:10:33+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/about-me/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wine1.jpgWine1Yay for wine.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shoes1.jpgShoes1Shooz.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/face1.jpgFace1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/car1.jpgCar1I'm not the world's best driver.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/willyc2a7.jpgWilly§Sometimes I blog about willies.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/meandluce1.jpgmeandluce1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screenshot-2015-07-06-08-44-04.pngScreenshot 2015-07-06 08.44.04https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hewettfilm1.pngHewettfilm1On the campaign trail.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_2381.jpgIMG_2381https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_2386.jpgIMG_23862016-08-21T13:09:14+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/exercises/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unknown-1.jpegUnknown-12016-08-21T12:55:54+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/2016/06/03/back-to-square-seven-or-possibly-eight-with-apologies-for-radio-silence/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/stairs.jpgStairs!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/no-entry.jpgNo entry!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/help2.jpgHelp2!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/help.jpgHelp!2016-08-14T19:47:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/meet-the-author/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fantasylife2.jpgfantasylife2There was only one rule: aside from the opening sentence (stating your name) every word thereafter had to be made up...https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/slang-2.jpgSlang 2'Mutton shunter'. Not as bad as it sounds.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fun-with-slides.jpgFun with slides!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/article-2284933-12641c7b000005dc-383_964x638.jpgarticle-2284933-12641C7B000005DC-383_964x638The student who pulled the '101' card surprised us all (and herself) by discovering how calm she felt at her imminent, watery death. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/madder-ghost.jpgMadder ghostLook, they even have ghosts already! (All right, before you start: yes, it's my reflection. But this *would* count as a ghost on an episode of 'Most Haunted'.)https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/madder-no-need-to-pinch-from-trip-advisor-anymore.jpgMadder no need to pinch from trip advisor anymoreYe olde Maddermarket in the heart of Naarich.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/secretary-typing-in-old-f-007.jpgSecretary-typing-in-old-f-007Jonesy does her stuff. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/maddermarket-theatre.jpgmaddermarket-theatrePhoto pinched from Trip Advisorhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/1545897_10152467931092208_4676945993633732976_n.jpg1545897_10152467931092208_4676945993633732976_nPhoto by Erin Patelhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/images.jpegimagesThe tea and cake might look a little something like this. Or it might not. Use your imagination. (You *are* a writer, after all...)2016-06-05T10:40:09+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/2015/08/06/non-je-ne-regrette-rien/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-06-08-36-24.pngScreenshot 2015-08-06 08.36.24https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hewett-crime-scene-2.jpgHewett crime scene 2https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screenshot-2015-08-06-08-51-08.pngScreenshot 2015-08-06 08.51.08https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/smugrds.pngSmugrdsSmugshot.2016-03-25T18:04:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/11/19/your-blog-contains-a-number-of-factual-inaccuracies/2015-11-24T22:16:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/11/19/do-as-youre-told/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/otter-raspberry.jpgotter raspberryhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/alison_joker.jpgalison_jokerhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/haslamtwat1.pngHaslamTwat1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/edp-pic-hewett-consult.pngEDP pic Hewett consulthttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/principaltwatty.pngPrincipalTwattyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hewett-angry-poop.pngHewett angry poop!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hewett-street-cred-2.pngHewett Street Cred 2https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/hewett-street-cred-1.pngHewett Street cred 12019-04-14T19:24:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/10/25/an-unspun-truth-is-a-frightening-thing/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-10-25-11-29-34.pngScreenshot 2015-10-25 11.29.34And here's my daughter's ballsy response to their nonsense. Proud to have a daughter who's courageous enough to speak against authority.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-10-25-11-21-05.pngScreenshot 2015-10-25 11.21.05Perhaps you're thinking: Hmm, she *is* a tad hostile. Well, listen – you'd be hostile, too, believe me, if you'd found yourself ignored, belittled, and lied to for this bloody long.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-08-09-09-19-06.pngScreenshot 2015-08-09 09.19.06https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-08-13-11-09-32.pngScreenshot 2015-08-13 11.09.32Perhaps you're thinking: Hmm, she *is* a tad hostile. Well, listen – you'd be hostile, too, believe me, if you'd found yourself ignored, belittled, and lied to for this bloody long.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screenshot-2015-10-22-09-26-391.pngScreenshot 2015-10-22 09.26.39https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/blog1.gifBlog1What Theo Agnew thinks every time he looks at our oik-ish faces.2015-11-19T13:38:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/08/03/19-reasons-we-want-inspiration-trust-to-do-the-goddamned-decent-thing-and-back-away-from-hewett-you-wont-believe-no-9/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chortling-it.jpgChortling ITMwa ha ha ha ha! De Souza, Agnew, and Academies Minister Lord Nash chuckling it up at our expense. And they're coming to a school near YOU.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rightwayup.jpgrightwayup!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hewett-art-show-6.jpghewett art show 6https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hewett-art-show-7.jpghewett art show 7https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hewett-art-show-5.jpghewett art show 5https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hewett-art-show-11.jpghewett art show 11https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11141160_1608721289377454_3766712364611128537_n.png11141160_1608721289377454_3766712364611128537_nhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/headteacherswindle.pngheadteacherswindleAnd this one's for an Inspiration Trust school... or, no, hang on...https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/headteacherswindle2.pngheadteacherswindle2This one's for Hewett...https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/nickymorganballs.pngnickymorganballs2015-08-08T19:11:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/08/04/awake/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/the_empire_of_light_moma.jpgThe_Empire_of_Light_MOMA2015-08-04T04:14:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/07/11/a-sentence-is-long-as-a-piece-of-string/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_ml75sv55n11so7uj6o1_400.pngtumblr_ml75sv55n11so7uj6o1_4002015-07-13T18:41:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/04/15/asmr-fck-yeah/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultThe inimitable Tony Bomboni. Credit where credit's due: he's got some balls.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/asmr-arabic-spice-shop-roleplay.jpgasmr-arabic-spice-shop-roleplayhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/living-and-growing.pngLiving and Growing!Russell Brand on ASMR reminds me of the Living and Growing DVD that convinced a nation of 5 to 8 year olds that feathers were an essential part of sex.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unknown-11.jpegUnknown-1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unknown1.jpegUnknownHailey cooks up a feast in the ASMR kitchen.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hqdefault.jpghqdefaulthttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20100512-woman-meditating-300x205.jpg20100512-woman-meditating-300x205Not in public please, love.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/paris-saved-from-terrorists.jpgParis saved from terroristsASMR, f*ck yeah! Russell Brand liberates ASMR from obscurity in the style of Team America liberating Paris...2015-07-08T08:13:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/06/24/in-lieu-of-an-actual-blog-post/2015-06-24T13:30:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/06/21/how-not-to-have-a-crappy-day/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unknown-1.jpegUnknown-1Short and sassy.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unknown.jpegUnknownhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/gwyneth-paltrow-in-slidin-010.jpgGwyneth Paltrow in Sliding DoorsLong and swishy.2015-06-23T22:24:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/06/10/how-michael-gove-had-a-wet-dream-once-about-state-education-and-now-were-all-paying-the-price/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-crowd-s01-e04-scap21.jpgit-crowd-s01-e04-scap2199.99% cooler than anyone connected with IT.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unknown-3.jpegUnknown-3https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fifi.jpgfifihttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unknown-2.jpegUnknown-2https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hoowit-81.jpgHoowit 8A little bit of activism.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hoowit-8-copy.jpgHoowit 8 copyA little bit of activism.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tea-and-gastro.jpgTea and gastroAh. Tea.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hoowit-1.jpgHoowit 1Inside at last, where the temperature was warmer but the atmosphere somehow chillier.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hoowit-2.jpgHoowit 2Still leafletting...https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hoowit-3.jpgHoowit 3Mr Ian Burchett representing Inspiration Trust. Um, sort of.2015-06-14T12:03:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/06/04/getting-it-right-getting-it-wrong-not-minding/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lhkb7elqua85_skkdmewr_-d8txrytdvt4yy2w9kqew.pnglhKb7ELQuA85_SKkdmEwR_-D8txrYtdVt4Yy2w9KqewInspiration Trust are giving me wrinkles.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/itv-news.pngITV news... or do I have a concertina for a forehead?https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/vqg8bqvd9tkkvistpn6ifye8rikofg6fd8axszelela.pngvQg8BQvd9tKKviSTpn6IFYE8rIkofG6fd8AxSzElELAWindswept in the city.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/auto-cringe.pngAuto-cringeThis is the face of the auto-cringe.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lookeast3way2.pnglookeast3way2On the telly box.2015-06-05T10:36:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/06/02/dear-ofsted/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unknown1.jpegUnknownSuch massive love for Lucy in Peanuts, I even named my daughter after her.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/acbe2dd0f2c239d9af227b2e151c73fa-jpg.gifacbe2dd0f2c239d9af227b2e151c73fa.jpgSuch massive love for Lucy in Peanuts, I even named my daughter after her.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tumblr_l9yj97nd5a1qap9gwo1_500.jpgtumblr_l9yj97nD5A1qap9gwo1_500Veruca Salt. The original and the best. © 1971 Wolper Pictures. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/notebooks-1.jpgNotebooks 1But the man from Ofsted says 'No'.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/notebooks-21.jpgNotebooks 2... this is the style of lesson plan that works for me.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/notebooks-2.jpgNotebooks 2This is the style of lesson plan that works for me...https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unknown.jpegUnknownhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/notebooks-3.jpgNotebooks 3After years of experimentation...2015-06-02T18:46:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/05/22/happiness-is-a-little-kid-next-to-a-river/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mekrou_river_in_w-national_park_ms_6380.jpgMekrou_river_in_W-National_Park_MS_6380Shit. Where's he gone?2015-05-22T10:45:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/05/10/forty-one-and-fighting/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pqt.jpgPQTBut it all turned out nice in the end.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/pqt-rh-and-sa.jpgPQT RH and SAFellow panel mates, Rufus Hound and Shelly Asquith.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/peoples-qt6.jpgPeople's QT6https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/peoples-qt5.jpgPeople's QT5Yup. Just me and Natalie Bennett chilling on the People's Question Time panel. As you do. Sitting between us, looking pensive, is People's Assembly Member Murad Qureshi. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/peoples-qt4.jpgPeople's QT4Getting a bit emotional (as I did).https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/peoples-qt3.jpgPeople's QT3Really serious now.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/peoples-qt1.jpgPeople's QT1Swish. Because I'm worth it.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/peoples-qt-2.jpgPeople's QT 2Important points to make.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nanny-gladys-and-me.jpgNanny Gladys and meLickle me and my nanny Gladys.2015-05-10T18:59:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/05/03/lynsey-whites-journey-to-fighting-against-the-inspiration-trust/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/8ul52jfekddfddrrjwj-6a3csejo6rhhhzj2i5_woog.png8Ul52JFEkdDFdDRrjWJ-6A3cSEJo6rHhHZj2i5_WoOg2015-05-09T08:02:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/05/02/raining-on-the-parade/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/shopping-list-web.pngshopping-list-webhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/e6bb11d4ba085b0f7401a933d972e9102034f7c3.jpge6bb11d4ba085b0f7401a933d972e9102034f7c3https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/anmer-hall_3272919b.jpgAnmer-Hall_3272919bhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ekh2-mwxirmkwmvyo8qtugxf49hy3hc_d4yrl9naytc.pngekH2-mwxirmkWMVyO8QtugXF49hY3hC_D4yrL9nAyTcAlthough I must admit, this is a novel way to give birth.2015-05-03T08:51:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/04/27/old-maid/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/z0024629.jpgZ0024629https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sir-cliff-richard-attends-a-press-conference-to-announce-details-of-his-new-album-at-gilgamesh.jpgSir-Cliff-Richard-attends-a-press-conference-to-announce-details-of-his-new-album-at-Gilgameshhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/spinster_bookclubkit-dragged-2-1240x958.jpgSpinster_BookClubKit-dragged-2-1240x958https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/spinster_bookclubkit-dragged-1240x958.jpgSpinster_BookClubKit-dragged-1240x9582015-04-29T18:20:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/04/13/even-hedgehogs-get-the-blues-and-other-bedtime-tales/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/very-happy.jpgVery happy.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-hedgehook-looks-happy-thats-because-she-is-happy1.jpgThe hedgehook looks happy. That's because she is happy.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/you-have-not-learnt-your-equations-you-must-give-your-trees-to-my-friend.jpgYou have not learnt your equations. You must give your trees to my friend.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/here-is-the-school-inspector-he-is-hiding-behind-the-trees1.jpgHere is the school inspector. He is hiding behind the treeshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hurray-here-are-the-trees.jpgHurray! Here are the treeshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/here-is-the-school-inspector-he-is-hiding-behind-the-trees.jpgHere is the school inspector. He is hiding behind the treeshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/now-i-have-your-trees.jpgNow I have your treeshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-woman-in-charge-of-schools-arrives.jpgThe woman in charge of schools arriveshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-woman-in-charge-of-schools.jpgThe woman in charge of schoolsHer friend goes everywhere with her. He used to be in charge of schools until the pinko teachers said mean things about him. He was very sad about this. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-woman-in-charge-of-schools-meets-secretly-with-the-man-in-charge-of-inspecting-schools.jpgThe woman in charge of schools meets secretly with the man in charge of inspecting schools2015-04-13T11:25:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/04/11/landlubbers-and-life-on-the-ocean-wave/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/uploadedimage.pnguploadedimagehttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/tumblr_msis17mwfa1qhmhdfo1_500.pngtumblr_msis17mWFA1qhmhdfo1_500I can tell you now, God. You need a bigger jar.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/itcrowd.jpgitcrowdhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/images-11.jpegimages-1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/2017336.jpg2017336Call yourself a writer? I'd call yourself a taxi to Loserville if I was you...2015-04-11T18:51:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/03/17/how-to-stay-alive/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/images3.jpegimages2015-03-17T16:19:54+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/03/16/the-year-i-grew-balls/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/10300077_10153106577487208_8477469401362230160_n.jpg10300077_10153106577487208_8477469401362230160_nhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/11054297_10153106577067208_2642166940832256583_n.jpg11054297_10153106577067208_2642166940832256583_nAw. Pug love.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/10403059_10153106577552208_8300930541471265930_n.jpg10403059_10153106577552208_8300930541471265930_nhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/myfirstever1klikes-copy.pngMyFirstEver1Klikes! copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/whenderrenbrownlinkedtomyblog-copy.pngWhenDerrenBrownlinkedtomyblog!!! copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/when-james-rhodes-retweeted-me-hurrah.pngWhen James Rhodes retweeted me!!!! Hurrah!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/margaret-atwood.jpgMargaret AtwoodWise words from Margaret Atwood.2015-03-16T23:11:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/03/15/change-and-the-common-girl/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hewett-demo.jpgHewett DemoPhoto by ace photographer Lucy White.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ha4ohnecf2t6q9y9xor2l-lnnvkzk5pfr496aipehmw.pnghA4OhnEcf2T6q9Y9xOr2L-LNnvkZk5PFr496aIPEhMwAngry and be-hatted of Norfolk.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fs_30215.jpgFS_30215Edward Seago: 'A Norfolk Landscape'. In hills, it is somewhat deficient.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/prettyinpink5.jpgprettyinpink5That boy knew how to lean.2015-03-15T18:51:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/03/12/alzheimers-and-other-embuggerances/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/images2.jpegimages2015-03-12T21:28:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/03/07/the-spam-chronicles-an-open-letter-to-angelina-from-minsk-belorussia/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/3155643-faires_cv15_ju76yhgt54_.jpg3155643-faires_cv15_ju76yhgt54_'Charming' is rarely synonymous with the other qualities you profess to be seeking, Angelina. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tumblr_ml5c2g0uvt1rwyiyqo1_500.giftumblr_ml5c2g0uVt1rwyiyqo1_500Is this you, Angelina from Minsk?https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/images1.jpegimages2015-03-07T20:14:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/02/28/other-peoples-work/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/teacher-writing-on-a-blac-008.jpgTeacher writing on a blackboardhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dusty-bible.jpgdusty-bibleI'm not remotely religious... this was the best image I could find of a dusty book. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/133054714653721.png133054714653721https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unknown2.jpegUnknown2015-03-02T13:03:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/02/24/whats-the-point-of-art/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/beethoven_00370283.jpgbeethoven_00370283https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unknown-12.jpegUnknown-1Imagine a world without Beethoven's music... (subsidised, like Mozart's, by the patronage system).https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/10245404_10152760764737208_6758420149157559538_n.jpg10245404_10152760764737208_6758420149157559538_nShelfie.2015-02-24T22:55:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/02/22/lynseys-completely-arbitrary-rather-silly-possibly-unfair-literary-quiz/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/blog-book-quiz.jpgBlog book quizhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/images2.jpegimages2015-02-23T21:11:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/02/18/when-im-queen-ps-this-book-is-driving-me-fricking-crazy/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/queen-victoria-012.jpgQueen VictoriaMy face when someone asks about my novel.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/english-school-19-united-kingd-portrait-of-queen-elizabeth-i-1292763.jpgenglish-school-19-united-kingd-portrait-of-queen-elizabeth-i-1292763Prithee, kind sir, refrain from your impertinent questioning. 2015-02-22T14:06:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/02/15/the-four-horse-pills-of-the-apocalypse/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/10532800_10152994717832208_2179055195605642614_n.jpg10532800_10152994717832208_2179055195605642614_nOne-armed man. Essentials intact.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/one-armed-tennis-player.jpgOne armed tennis playerOne-armed tennis player...https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mondrian-medication.jpgMondrian medicationMan on Segway looking at a Mondrian.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/medicationbunlady.jpgMedicationBunLadyOne-armed ballerina (or stereotypical librarian) holding lollipop. Of course.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/medication-princess-leia.jpgMedication Princess LeiaCigar-smoking Princess Leia.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/medication-giraffe.jpgMedication giraffe!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/medication-flower.jpgmedication flowerFlower.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/medicationsemi2.jpgMedicationSemi2One-armed man semi-impressed by Fifty Shades of Grey.2015-02-15T14:31:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/02/12/fifty-shades-of-hurray-why-you-shouldnt-wait-for-christian-grey-to-come-spank-you-but-should-in-fact-spank-yourself-or-something/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/7ilq9vbbcmzmhdspiwjd9if2erc.jpg7ilQ9VbBcMzMhDsPiwjD9if2eRChttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unknown-31.jpegUnknown-3https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/50-shades.png50 shadeshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/27398_edwina-currie-egg.jpg27398_edwina-currie-eggIs that an egg she's holding or did she *actually* break his balls?https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jfawebmajor.jpgUntitled_0002Look how angry he is. If you don't pay your poll tax he'll come and spank you.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unknown-21.jpegUnknown-2One of my fellow Virgoans. (Fairly sure he preferred sex to reading, though.)https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unknown1.jpegUnknownMemories.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unknown-11.jpegUnknown-1Many.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/images1.jpegimagesToo.2015-02-12T22:24:21+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/02/01/101-hand-gestures-for-teachers-a-manual/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_41431.jpgIMG_4143Settle down, children. The lesson is about to begin.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4206-copy1.jpgIMG_4206 copyTeaching mode.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4126-copy1.jpgIMG_4126 copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4135-copy.jpgIMG_4135 copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4185-copy.jpgIMG_4185 copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4182-copy.jpgIMG_4182 copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4175-copy.jpgIMG_4175 copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4171-copy.jpgIMG_4171 copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4169-copy.jpgIMG_4169 copyhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/img_4164-copy.jpgIMG_4164 copy2015-02-01T16:32:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/01/18/being-somewhere-else/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/41532-matthew-broderick-mia-sara-slo-pyaj.jpegMBDFEBU EC016Me and my boyfriend.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/images1.jpegimagesThere's me in the middle. (I wish.) I even liked that jacket.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dont-look-now-5.jpgDont-Look-Now-5Don't Look Now2015-01-18T19:09:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2015/01/08/the-pornographic-stapler-and-a-wee-nomination/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/11.jpg11Not a job I'd care to do. Although I could make an exception for a young Malcolm McDowell.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/r698973_5336635.jpgr698973_5336635A writer in the field, searching for Something to Write About. 2015-01-14T16:57:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/12/31/variable-4-becoming-westerly-5-to-7-later/2014-12-31T11:40:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/exercises/bobbins/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/drinkingteaintheblitz.pngdrinkingTeaintheBlitzPut the kettle on, love.2014-12-31T10:28:33+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/2014/12/18/found-art-a-poem-in-blog-posts/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/repent-the-end-is-nigh-ye-must-be-cleansed.pngrepent-the-end-is-nigh-ye-must-be-cleansedhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/four_seasons_-_longbridge_road.jpgFour_Seasons_-_Longbridge_Road2014-12-18T11:35:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/05/13/heart-shaped-darts-and-poison-pens/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/images.jpegimageshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/4278_84276857207_3158053_n.jpg4278_84276857207_3158053_n2014-12-17T10:23:46+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/12/17/hot-meat-and-the-skateboarding-george-orwell-a-thing-about-voice/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/404298099_c60259d30a.jpg404298099_c60259d30ahttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2397183561_d1dbd3b2f1.jpg2397183561_d1dbd3b2f1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/images.jpegimageshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tiny-little-words.pngtiny-little-wordsTiny words, I salute you.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/george-orwell-1984.jpgGeorge-Orwell-1984-... and he's cross that you wrote cerulean when you just meant blue.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/will_self.jpgWill_SelfOi, Orwell! You're not big and you're not clever and I'll wrap that skateboard round your fecking neck in a minute.2014-12-17T09:55:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/12/04/everything-will-probably-be-okay-in-the-end/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/harold-lloyd-s-safety-last-kicks-off-the-flatpack-festival-314652517.jpgharold-lloyd-s-safety-last-kicks-off-the-flatpack-festival-314652517https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/6240943-large.jpg6240943-large2014-12-04T12:08:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/short-stories-worth-reading/2014-12-03T07:09:09+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/exercises/lost-property/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/5106-1-1000-1000-ffffff-0.jpeg5106.1.1000.1000.FFFFFF.0https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lostproperty_rg019.jpgTFL Lost Property officehttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/6504467481_84c8930562_b.jpg6504467481_84c8930562_b2014-12-02T21:07:09+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/exercises/tester-page/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/long-hair-eva-watson-schutze.jpglong hair-eva watson schutze2017-01-27T08:16:33+00:00weekly0.6https://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/30/30-days-of-nano-praise-the-lord-its-day-thirty/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/4496504859_3e846f5198.jpg4496504859_3e846f5198https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/3444408725_big_fish_answer_1_xlarge.png3444408725_big_fish_answer_1_xlargeThat's me holding the fish. Kidding.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/winner-2014-twitter-profile.pngWinner-2014-Twitter-Profilehttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanovictory2014.pngNanovictory2014Oh yeah. Go me.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-7.jpegUnknown-7Statler: I hear they're calling this the Medium Blog. Waldorf: Well it certainly wasn't rare or well done!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/uzz_miz_04998.jpguzz_miz_04998Excuse me a second while I just open the door to let these folks in...2014-12-01T19:56:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/29/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-nine/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/report-card.jpgReport Card2014-11-29T09:41:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/28/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-eight/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pd-james-006.jpgpd jameshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/4971414_std.jpg4971414_stdPerhaps do something clever with soft-focus lenses, a la Joan Collins in a 1967 episode of Star Trek. (William Shatner's focus was warts-n-all sharp as a tack.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-6.jpegUnknown-6Gratuitous penguin pic.2014-11-28T11:41:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/10/28/a-novel-isnt-just-for-november/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/443.jpg443I said CROSSED paws, god-dammit!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/medusa_by_carvaggio.jpgMedusa_by_CarvaggioHow DARE you use an adverb in my presence?https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/images-4.jpegimages-4https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bv-aeggcaaa-kkz-jpg-large.jpegBv-AEGGCAAA-kkz.jpg-largeAs tweeted by Scott Dykes (@Scott_Writing)2014-11-27T11:12:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/27/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-seven/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-5.jpegUnknown-5Ah go on, ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will... read my blog.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1958014ypt7pmy5lkvdijrnp2232rrcixvh8a_s7n9iswuz4qewaepzzrjpurjbihmuettpjctkiusj0qmdedrko4wa.jpg1958014,yp+T7PMY5lKvdiJRNP2232rRcIxVh8A_S7N9IsWuz4QEwaEPZZrjpU+rJbihmueTTpJCTKIusJ0qmDEDRKo4WA=='Hallo, ich heisse Hedwig.' 'Verklockenblockenknocken.'2014-11-28T11:40:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/26/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-six/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/7032872015_9f182b87fe_z.jpg7032872015_9f182b87fe_zThirty-five years later and my saw still works. There are benefits to being a spiteful bitch who won't let other children touch her things.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-52.jpegimages-5Wake up, dude! There's, like, a ghost in your bed!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/193px-jan_pienkowski_haunted_house_-_portada.jpg193px-Jan_Pienkowski_Haunted_House_-_Portadahttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-4.jpegimages-4I won't, thanks, Shaky, if it's all right with you. (Who knew Shaky was involved in illicit organ harvesting?)https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-31.jpegimages-3Oh, look! Turns out writers have something else in common with tiggers... they wish (yes, they do – they really really really secretly do in their innermost souls which are made of slugs & snails & puppy dogs' tails wish they were THE ONLY ONE and no one else had worked out how to do it. Even nice people like Hilary Mantel secretly wish this. Martin Amis definitely wishes it. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/page10.jpgpage10https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/masqpenny.jpgmasqpennyRun, children!!!!!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/page_5big.jpgpage_5bigTara Tree-tops. She inspired me to make a character fly.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_20120520_112235.jpgimg_20120520_112235Come on, now. At the very *least* he ate some funny mushrooms.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_20120520_112202.jpgimg_20120520_112202It's not just me, is it? That's quite disturbing.2014-11-26T10:03:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/25/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-five/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gallery-mills-and-boon-mi-002.jpgGallery-Mills-and-Boon-Mi-002https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gallery-mills-and-boon-mi-011.jpgGallery-Mills-and-Boon-Mi-011https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/6a00d8341d417153ef0120a4d971f9970b.png6a00d8341d417153ef0120a4d971f9970bErm... https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bobsons.jpgbobsonsBe honest. You're a little aroused by this, aren't you?https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-4.jpegUnknown-4Philip Larkin. Poet. Librarian. Staunchly against effing up your children's lives. When I was 17 I received a fan letter (on hedgehog paper) from a man who said he'd known Larkin. The letter mentioned the 'ejaculation of the Oh' in one of my poems, which slightly startled my parents, who weren't massively keen on a grown man writing to their teenaged daughter about any sort of ejaculation, thank you very much.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-31.jpegUnknown-3Philip Larkin. Poet. Librarian. Staunchly against effing up your children's lives. When I was 17 I received a fan letter (on hedgehog paper) from a man who said he'd known Larkin. The letter mentioned the 'ejaculation of the Oh' in one of my poems, which slightly startled my parents, who weren't massively keen on a grown man writing to their teenaged daughter about any sort of ejaculation, thank you very much.2014-11-25T10:43:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/24/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-four/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kite-flying.jpgKite-flyingGoodbye, caution!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-21.jpegUnknown-2https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/assorted-saints.jpgassorted-SaintsAnd when, then I'd written my 9000 words, I turned some water into wine and verily I did drink it.2014-11-24T10:22:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/23/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-three/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dal_g_cowboys_cheerleaders_b1_576.jpgdal_g_cowboys_cheerleaders_b1_576https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/band_trooping_the_colour_16th_june_2007.jpgBand_Trooping_the_Colour,_16th_June_2007https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/frame-4.jpgFRAME-42014-11-23T10:39:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/22/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-two/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-12.jpegimages-1Here's an otter blowing a raspberry. Just for you, Jon.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images3.jpegimageshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dsc00555.jpgDSC00555Watch out for the radioactive eyes.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_0644.jpgIMG_0644https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-11.jpegUnknown-1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown4.jpegUnknownThe man in action. 2014-11-22T10:11:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/21/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty-one/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_0622.jpgIMG_0622The Slave Master made this rather excellent montage of her cats. Numbers 1 and 4 are the ones in our house.2014-11-21T09:03:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/20/30-days-of-nano-day-twenty/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-3.jpegimages-3https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/three-cakes-2.jpgThree-cakes-2https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/two-birthday-cakes-realhealthyrecipes.jpgTwo-birthday-cakes-realhealthyrecipeshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-2.jpegimages-22014-11-20T22:30:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/19/30-days-of-nano-day-nineteen/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/81774566.jpg81774566https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wolfhallballs1.pngWolfHallBalls1It's just you, mate. (And 1196 other people.)2014-11-19T11:34:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/18/30-days-of-nano-day-eighteen/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sdc12896.jpgSDC12896This girl refused to smoke.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/article-2277847-000097b200000cb2-312_634x524.jpgarticle-2277847-000097B200000CB2-312_634x524Harold Wilson smokes it up in 1975. Imagine David Cameron cracking out the Silk Cut on Newsnight... https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tumblr_moasx1quln1r8xhi7o1_500.jpgtumblr_moasx1QuLN1r8xhi7o1_500Look at him fly!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/vadim-muntagirov-rehearsh-006.jpgVadim-Muntagirov-rehearsh-006This is not Wayne Eagling; this is ENB dancer Vadim Muntagirov, who is (let's be honest) more fun to look at.2014-11-18T09:59:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/17/30-days-of-nano-day-seventeen/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/mariya_magdalena.jpgMariya_MagdalenaIf you think I know who painted this you've got another think coming.2014-11-17T13:06:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/16/30-days-of-nano-day-sixteen/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/discovery-rubiks-fashion__small.pngdiscovery-rubiks-fashion__smallhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-11.jpegimages-1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-1.jpegUnknown-1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/anne-aston.jpganne astonThey don't make them like this anymore. Thank God.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/mme-de-p-and-mme-de-p-prints.jpgMme de P and Mme de P prints2014-11-16T22:13:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/15/30-days-of-nano-day-fifteen/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images2.jpegimageshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown3.jpegUnknownFirst draft of Wolf Hall.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/theatre-of-blood-6.jpgtheatre-of-blood-6More poodle, Sir?2014-11-15T20:53:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/14/30-days-of-nano-day-fourteen/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/original.jpegDiscarding paper rubbishhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/escalator-tweet.pngescalator tweethttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/view-master_three-billy-goats-gruff_r1_p2.jpgView-Master_Three-Billy-Goats-Gruff_R1_P2Baaaaaaaaaa.2014-11-14T16:57:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/13/30-days-of-nano-day-thirteen/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanonanonano.pngnanonanonanoI heart Scrivener.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/scrivenerscreenshotday13.pngScrivenerScreenshotday13I heart Scrivener.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-3.jpegUnknown-3'Thirteen' good film, but seriously bloody scary for anyone who has a teenaged daughter... 2014-11-13T20:09:50+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/12/30-days-of-nano-day-twelve/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanonanotweets.pngnanonanotweetshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/twelve_oclock_high_poster.jpgTwelve_O'Clock_High_posterYes, it's day 12. Here's a film poster with the word twelve in the title. Just me, or does this sound vaguely homoerotic? https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shocked_face.jpgshocked_face2014-11-12T15:46:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/11/30-days-of-nano-day-eleven/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/6706033013_5972c121df_z.jpg6706033013_5972c121df_zWhat does a dog have to do to get some sleep around here? 2014-11-12T11:38:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/10/30-days-of-nano-day-ten/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shining-kubrick-jack-nicholson-ifc.jpgshining-kubrick-jack-nicholson-ifcNothing can hurt you when you're in The Zone.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/b2botcziiaacize-jpg-thumb.jpegB2BOTczIIAAcIZe.jpg-thumbhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown2.jpegUnknown2014-11-11T21:25:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/09/30-days-of-nano-day-nine/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pocketwatch-tweet.pngPocketwatch tweethttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images1.jpegimages'Man, that was a long shower, Bobby! What were you doing in there?' 'You don't need to know, Pam.'https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown1.jpegUnknownA dream sequence needn't contain a dwarf. Although a top-hatted Peter Dinklage could be a good addition to your novel... https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/zz6ii2w.jpgZz6iI2wWe weren't naked, I hasten to add. (This is 'Three Women' by Ferdinand Léger, 1921)https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_8793.jpgimg_8793Here is a bell tower. Image at http://www.whatalicedidnext.com/?tag=medieval2014-11-09T09:41:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/08/30-days-of-nano-day-eight/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wondermarkcrybaby.pngWondermarkCrybabyMore wondrousness can be found at http://wondermark.comhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/wondermark.pngWondermarkLe Roman a Crybaby, from http://wondermark.com by David Malk.2014-11-08T10:52:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/07/30-days-of-nano-day-seven/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lucky-7.jpglucky-7https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/housemaids_001.jpghousemaids_001https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-1.jpegimages-12014-11-07T23:01:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/06/30-days-of-nano-day-six/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images.jpegimageshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/monkeys3.pngMonkeys3https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/monkeys2.pngMonkeys2https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/monkeyswithtypewriters.pngMonkeyswithtypewriters2014-11-07T09:18:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/06/30-days-of-nano-day-five/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/5ive.png5ivehttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/campion2.jpgcampion2I've just been a-googling and, hey nonny nonny, he's referring (I assume) to Thomas Campion, a 16th century musician and poet. Don't laugh at me if I've got the wrong Campion.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fuenftedeckblatt.pngFuenfteDeckblatt2014-11-06T00:34:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/04/30-days-of-nano-day-four/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanoscreenshot.pngNanoscreenshothttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/hqdefault.jpghqdefault'Can you tell what it is yet?' she says, before realising she doesn't particularly want to reference Rolf Harris. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-5.jpegimages-52014-11-04T23:56:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/12/29/plotters-and-pantsers-and-halfway-houses/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images4.jpegimagesAnd when you've read the article, give yourself a treat and read this book. Pure joy from start to finish. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wolfieplottingmadder.jpgOnce upon a time I had a plot. My cat was guarding it. He fell asleep. Perhaps that was the problem.2014-11-04T18:56:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/02/30-days-of-nano-day-one/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/images-51.jpegimages-5https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanotweet4.pngNanotweet4https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/umfou6rtjbvefxpn-bi3gulpj8fo8m7vt5t2tikokp4.pnguMfoU6rTjBvefxPn-bI3guLPJ8Fo8m7vt5T2TIKOKp4https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanotweet3.pngNanotweet3https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanotweet2.pngNanotweet2https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nanotweet1.pngNanotweet12014-11-04T14:19:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/04/30-days-of-nano-day-three/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/chinese_new_year_origami_3d_by_shinyoyushiro-d38n7ck.jpgchinese_new_year_origami_3d_by_shinyoyushiro-d38n7ckhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-91.jpegUnknown-9https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/black_gold_art_deco_gatsby_style_table_number_3_postcard-r8676ba28392e48859c3c39b4470fcfe6_vgbaq_8byvr_512.jpgblack_gold_art_deco_gatsby_style_table_number_3_postcard-r8676ba28392e48859c3c39b4470fcfe6_vgbaq_8byvr_512https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unknown-9.jpegUnknown-9Look at these kittens. There are three of them.2014-11-04T09:15:46+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/11/02/30-days-of-nano-day-two/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/86809283.jpg868092832014-11-03T00:04:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/10/30/how-to-be-interesting/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tweettedhughes11.pngtweetTedHughes1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tweettedhughes121.pngTweetTedHughes12https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tweettedhughes12.pngTweetTedHughes12https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tweettedhughes1.pngtweetTedHughes1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ted-hughes-190.jpgted-hughes-190In spite of being on Team Sylvia, I've always been slightly in love with Ted Hughes. https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/2350258-sheep-on-the-war-path-last-photo-we-captured-before-we-were-finally-chased-out-of-field-by-the-relentless-baas-of-the-sheep-alston-cumbria-0.jpg2350258-Sheep-on-the-war-path--Last-photo-we-captured-before-we-were-finally-chased-out-of-field-by-the-relentless--baas--of-the-sheep-Alston-Cumbria-0Pesky sentences being all untidy. Image at https://www.travelblog.org/Photos/23502582014-10-30T19:41:01+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/11/11/what-to-do-when-your-novel-hates-you/2014-10-29T13:51:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/10/26/the-moving-image/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/unknown-7.jpegUnknown-7Greta Schroder in Nosferatu.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/unknown-6.jpegUnknown-6They don't make 'em like this anymore.2014-10-26T00:38:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/09/29/necessary-rudeness-the-trouble-with-sex-scenes/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/images-1.jpegimages-1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/images.jpegimages2014-10-01T21:53:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/06/28/what-it-feels-like/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/geta-w-bell1.jpggeta-w-bell1Available at http://www.japonic.com/japanese-art/item08.htmhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/flat550x550075f.jpgflat,550x550,075,fAvailable at http://www.redbubble.com/people/cookie1951/works/7238265-sunset-thru-the-hayfield2014-07-14T16:24:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/02/18/a-slight-left-at-the-doldrums-and-welcome-to-writers-block/2014-06-22T12:34:06+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/04/29/me-time-85-cocoa/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/200318445_640.jpg200318445_640Claire Chenette at http://vimeo.com/29868220https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1940732_7667464_lz.jpg1940732_7667464_lzArt print from Society6 http://society6.com/WORDSBRAND/PLEASE-DO-NOT-DISTURB-I-AM-DISTURBED-ENOUGH-ALREADY#1=452014-06-22T12:32:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/06/21/major-disorder-and-annie-donia/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/images.jpegimageshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/unknown1.jpegUnknown2014-06-23T19:15:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/06/06/appreciating-small-drawing-character-from-the-inside-out/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/220px-diary_of_a_nobody_first.jpg220px-Diary_of_a_Nobody_first2014-06-06T19:48:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/05/22/the-wooden-teacup-crimes-against-show-dont-tell/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/unknown-1.jpegUnknown-1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/unknown.jpegUnknownhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bucks2.jpgbucks2In an ideal world, your reader shouldn't yawn... Image from http://www.myhouserabbit.com/photos42.phphttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/teacup-with-sugar-and-cookies.jpg?????????????????????????????Image from http://nanotray.com/2013/03/05/a-wee-storm-in-a-cup/2014-05-22T17:29:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/05/11/on-tap-dancing-kittens-and-why-fiction-is-like-an-over-thick-milkshake/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/313983049.jpg313983049Okay so they're not tap shoes. And they're not dancing. But still, they are cute. Image at http://www.freeoboi.ru/eng/wallpaper/8989.htmlhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/25183.jpgGinger kitten, Tom, 7 weeks old, dancingImage at http://www.warrenphotographic.co.uk/25183-ginger-kitten-dancing https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/original.jpegOpened notebook and penhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/563.jpg5632014-05-14T06:17:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/05/06/bike-rides-and-bunting-and-not-sweating-the-small-stuff/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/buntingpic.jpgBuntingPicAforementioned bunting. 2014-05-06T14:32:01+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/04/11/philosophical-wool-how-to-knit-your-own-life/2014-04-11T12:28:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/02/08/i-liked-how-it-was-before-and-other-things-never-to-say-to-a-writer/2014-02-08T09:25:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/02/01/you-dont-have-to-be-mad-to-work-here-but-it-helps/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/nepal-rickety-bridge1.jpgNepal Rickety Bridge1Exhibit B. Photograph from http://travel-wonders.blogspot.co.ukhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pl789662-simple_steel_structure_bridge_steel_truss_bridge_with_concrete_deck_for_medium_spans.jpgpl789662-simple_steel_structure_bridge_steel_truss_bridge_with_concrete_deck_for_medium_spansExhibit A.2014-02-04T22:13:11+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/01/27/no-one-else-is-going-to-write-it-for-you/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/full_metal_jacket_small.jpgFull_Metal_Jacket_smallhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/images.jpegimageshttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hot-lemon-water-lifeholistically.jpghot-lemon-water-lifeholisticallyActually, I'm a big fan of lemon in hot water. So I should probably shut up, really.2014-01-29T13:53:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/01/25/why-writing-is-not-the-same-as-reading-and-other-painful-truths/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/small_marlon-brando-yellling-stella.jpgsmall_Marlon-Brando-yellling-StellaI thought rocket science was hard. Then I tried writing! https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/stella.jpgSTELLA!https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unknown.jpegUnknown'The Bath of Knowledge' designed by Vanessa Mancini. 2014-01-26T20:18:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/01/20/in-quickness-is-truth-blurting-and-the-art-of-novel-maintenance/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/scribblings.jpgScribblingsAn excerpt from todays blurtings.2014-05-22T16:51:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2014/01/12/its-raining-stories-hallelujah/2014-01-12T19:24:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/12/31/a-thing-about-endings/2013-12-31T13:31:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/12/30/ti-tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-or-the-music-of-prose/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/relaxing-kitten1.jpgRelaxing-kitten1Free writing feels like this.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/spinning-plates.pngspinning-platesProper writing is like this.2013-12-30T10:04:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/12/14/oh-the-times-they-are-a-changin-or-actually-changed-quite-a-long-time-ago-without-me-bloody-noticing/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/remington_portable_typewriter_ribbons_on_metal_spools_001.jpgRemington_Portable_Typewriter_Ribbons_on_Metal_Spools_001Ribbons. Not just for little girls' hair.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/643244822_tp.jpg643244822_tpI'm going all warm and squishy inside at the sight of this.2013-12-21T14:24:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/12/10/the-praise-sandwich-on-giving-and-receiving-feedback/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-21.jpegUnknown-2https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images-11.jpegimages-1https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown-11.jpegUnknown-12014-01-13T20:31:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/12/08/the-third-suitcase-or-how-many-is-too-many-characters/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gene-anthony-ray-002.jpgGene Anthony Rayhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/roseeammon.jpgroseeammonRose Tremainhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images3.jpegimagesRose Tremain. Never a truer word spoke.2013-12-08T14:42:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/12/07/a-case-of-the-glums/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images2.jpegimagesSarah Waters. 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(By which I mean 'Wolf'. Not 'Hall'.)https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/alice-at-ny-library.jpgAlice at NY Libraryhttps://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_3114.jpegIMG_3114https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_3113.jpegIMG_3113This is me, not Salinger. You probably realised that.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_3056.jpegIMG_3056https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_3078.jpegIMG_3078https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/scale-350x350.jpegMA 8658 (formerly AZ094), inside case, Daguerreotype of Edgar Allan Poe (1809-1849) Providence, R.I. : Masury and Hartshorn, 1848Terror of the Soul at the Morgan Library and Museum, NY2014-02-01T19:12:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lynseywhite.com/2013/11/23/walking-the-tightrope-of-doom-between-juicy-and-confusing/https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ectoplg.jpgectoplgThe birthing of an accidental plot strand.https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/unknown-1.jpegUnknown-1Imagine me writing this one. The ink's drying on the 'd' of The End and… 'Oh shit, there was meant to be a clock in it!'https://lynseywhite.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/unknown-2.jpegUnknown-2The reading of the NIP commences. 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