One day soon I will actually blog about writing my novel. (Before trading standards come knocking.)
One day soon I will actually do some work on my novel.
Neither of those things, however, will be happening today.
If you’ve followed my blog for a while, you may know that 2014 was a year of such cataclysmic awfulness that it’s almost been wiped from my head. For most of that time, I didn’t know how I would carry on being alive. I thought I was pointless and awful. It took a long while to get better. Some days would be bearable; some would be worse. There’s no rhyme to these things, and no reason. You just have to keep showing up every day and believe you’ll recover eventually.
I did recover. I am recovered. I’d had an unpleasantly sticky break-up, on top of other things, and it takes time to un-plunge yourself from the bog of lost affections. ‘You’re more like you,’ my daughter said to me the other day, ‘now you’re single. You used to complain all the time… and now you just get on and do things.’
It’s like being an alcoholic, though, or an addict: you don’t just get better; you have to stay better, actively, as I wrote about here. Just the way a relationship needs to be worked at, you need to keep working at loving yourself. Is it harder or easier to love yourself than someone else? It should be easier, right? But it isn’t, not always. I think people (especially women) often make allowances for undeserving others. It’s way easier to make such allowances for someone you fancy (and unless you’re really peculiar, or else Narcissus, you don’t usually fancy yourself…) ‘Well, he did try to call me, but it wasn’t his fault a passing magpie swooped through the open window and, in the process of trying to steal his phone, hit the delete key with its beak, so you see he had no way of knowing my number and, what was even worse, he was nude when it happened, and Christ knows how but the magpie’s claw must have caught the camera button, because that’s the only possible explanation for the willy pic he accidentally sent my hot best friend.’
I think you catch my drift.
Good things and bad things have happened in the last few weeks. I’ve made sensible decisions, and I’ve made some really stupid ones. The kind that are so stupid you auto-cringe whenever you think about them. I’m auto-cringing a bit now.
But so what? There are worse things than cringing. Worse things than making a dick of yourself. What I’ve come to believe is this: if you don’t take chances, your life will be shit. If you want something, ask for it. Speak up, speak out, speak your mind. Have a go. You will fail sometimes. Things will happen that make you feel silly or sad. I’ve felt silly and sad quite often, the last few days, but I’ve also felt totally fucking awesome. I feel proud of myself. I will keep making twatty decisions, I’m sure, because one of the many facets of my personality is, if I’m honest, a bit of a twat. I did something a little bit twatty last night, when I’d guzzled some wine, and I might be a twat again later. There’s no way of knowing.
But yesterday I did some cool stuff too. Nicky Morgan, our fabulous Education Secretary, announced a bill of such stunning stupidity, arrogance, and injustice that our school campaign got a much-needed fix of publicity. These links won’t last for long, but you can see me here (about 8.15)
and here (at about 2.15) having a ding-dong, and here (at about 0.57) walking around in a car park.
If you’d rather not look at my mug anymore you can hear me here with a fellow campaigner, Jo Smith, on breakfast radio this morning around 40 minutes in. And we made a pretty good team, if I say so myself.
And even though it turns out my forehead is way more crinkly than I thought it was, I’m proud of myself for stepping up.
Because, what the hell, there’s always Botox. And, yes, I’ve messed up (yet again) this week. But I’ve also done good things too. So long as, occasionally, I can do something good then I’m happy to carry on being a twat, occasionally, too.
4 thoughts on “Getting it right, getting it wrong. Not minding.”
I’ve followed your campaign with interest and can only say well done. Well done for standing up for what you believe in. Well done for standing up for your daughter and her educational prospects. And well done for standing up against a government who are steam-rolling privatisation and ignoring legitimate local concern.
I didn’t notice the wrinkles, by the way. You just come across as articulate, reasoned and passionate.
My kids don’t go to Hewitt, but if there was a move to academise their education I would like to think that I would be as equally vocal.
Hey, thanks so much. That’s very nice of you to say! I’d rather be articulate and crinkly than smooth and dull any day 🙂
I pop in to your Blog every now and then, as you probably know, and reading this, without knowing much about the events to which your refer I thought what a gutsy lady you are and with a great gift for humour and self-mockery, so,the trials you have gone through have shaped your character beautifully, or failed to damage one that was beautiful already. 🙂
You know, that’s one of the loveliest things anyone has ever said to me. Can’t thank you enough.