A bunch of noobs called Inspiration Trust (who’ve been in the edukashun business since way back in the dim and distant days of 2012) want to ‘sponsor’ my daughter’s secondary school, the Hewett in Norwich. (Translation: snaffle the 54 acre site, valued by the Local Authority in 2009 at £60 million.) Here’s why they shouldn’t.
1. This email from their CEO Rachel de Souza, describing herself as ‘sick’ at a ‘Good’ Ofsted rating for our school.
2. This twitter convo with the Guardian’s education correspondent Warwick Mansell in which they go all coy, suddenly, about their future plans for the school’s 54 acre site.
3. The fact this was on their website (see above) before the consultation even began.
4. These minutes from a totally impartial meeting with our IEB (Interim Executive Board: the peeps parachuted in by the lovely government after they kicked out our own school governors – by email! – and refused the IEB put forward by Norfolk County Council. Sounds legit.) Inspiration Trust are so terribly nonchalant and blasé about Hewett’s 54 acre site that they didn’t even think to mention it at the meetings they shouldn’t even have been invited to – oh no, wait, hang on! They did kinda sorta mention it…
5. The fact that our ‘consultation’ was more of an insulting con.
6. Because the ‘independent consultants’ running our consultation said they publicised the meetings as hard as they possibly could, honest guv…
But they actually didn’t (love how the meeting was advertised in the local paper the day before…):
7. The sorry excuse for a questionnaire provided to us by HaslamDodd. It was (a) shit and (b) mostly written by Inspiration Trust themselves. And (c) there was no paper copy sent home with Hewett pupils which, hello, would have been an obvious move if you were genuine about widespread consultation. But who am I? Certainly not a firm of taxpayer funded ‘independent’ consultants.
For ‘The IEB regarded it as very important blah blah’ read: ‘Rachel de Souza regarded it as her god-given and inalienable right to waste taxpayer money on a marketing exercise’.
8. Because even though the consultation found eighty percent were against Inspiration Trust it still isn’t good enough for them…
Fave quote from one of ’em:
‘Deciding on the proposed changes to the Hewett School is not about a popularity contest or about making symbolic gestures – it is making sure the children of Norwich get the best possible start in life… Changes are needed to restore the Hewett to the full, bustling, and great place it once was, and we believe the Inspiration Trust has an important part to play in that transformation.’
You can read my response to them here.
9. The unbelievable truth that the civil servant who gets to decide the school’s future is a personal friend of Rachel de Souza…
Can you Adam and Eve it?
10. And the gobsmacking fact that the Academies Minister, Lord Nash, is a personal friend of Sir Theo Agnew, the chair of Inspiration Trust. (Oh yes, and Theo also chaired the Department for Education’s Academy Board until Gove ejected him recently to cock up the home office instead.) Let the back scratching commence!
11. His Majesty Sir Theo of Agnew’s usage of the vile phrase ‘cunning ways’ in reference to the Machiavellian machinations of Dame Rachel. (For sauce, see the Guardian article in no.1.) (Apologies, I meant source. Of course.)
12. The fact that Norwich has been telling them to sod off for months.
13. The fact that Her Royal Dameness Rachel de Souza is a tiny bit chickenshit, let’s be honest.
14. This chock-full-of-platitudes response from Education Secretary Nicky Morgan (in the run-up to the election):
I rewrote it for her cos I’m nice like that.
15. The fact that Inspiration Trust were allowed to write the advertisement for Hewett’s head teacher before the consultation began. (I’m sorry: assist in writing it. Excuse me while I go slap my wrist.)
16. The fact that Inspiration Trust SUCK at snark. (Although much respect for the lovely kids in this video and I’m genuinely glad you’re doing so well. Sorry that IT saw fit to use you as emotional blackmail.)
17. The fact they think this is a good use of taxpayer money. Skip ahead to 5.50 if you want the fright of your life.
18. The fact that Inspiration Trust are evicting a brilliant Sure Start centre (my old nursery, peeps) that’s been around (in one form or another) since 1939:
19. Last but not least… because Hewett kids are fab and do fab stuff like this.
Need I go on?
*As you will have noticed, there was nothing particularly shocking about no 9. ‘Twas nowt but a cunning ploy. What’s good enough for Buzzfeed/Upworthy is good enough for me.
4 thoughts on “19 reasons we want Inspiration Trust to do the goddamned decent thing and back away from Hewett. (You won’t *believe* no 9!)”
Lynsey White – you have done an extraordinary job of collating all this, for which many, many of us will thank you. . . .I do think you’re reflecting the widespread anger we feel over the govt’s antics on all fronts. Interesting ‘coincidence’ that J Corbyn is coming to Norwich on Thursday? Good stuff. . .(you really deserve a holiday; only sorry you can’t afford one – our appreciation must do for now). All good wishes.
Thank you so, so much! Comments like that are as good as a holiday 🙂
I would be very grateful if you would update the photograph you have of the people currently related to Sir Isaac Newton, as my father is in the picture, (far right Mark Evans) and he no longer has any affiliation with the school and hasn’t had for a over a year.
Sorry, Rosa, will crop the photo as soon as I get a sec